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robotsatthedisco:

puppytierjade:

robotsatthedisco:

you can never lose an argument if you say “shut up nerd” at the end

yes you can

shut up nerd

shipwrecked-thoughts:

The saddest thing in the world is when you’re really excited to see a person and you’ve imagined all these scenarios in your head about how it would go and then you get there and it’s awkward and you’re both distant and you leave with this crushing sadness and this insistence that that wasn’t how it was supposed to be

lubricates:

Whenever you’re taking exams and the examiner comes and stands next to your table.

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oknope:

the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza.